We have identified Gibraltar as the source of the large numbers of red and white
rubber items delivered to Spain by air competing unfairly
against our domestic condom growers. They also obscure the
health giving vapours of the CEPSA refinery.
We will be lodging a formal complaint with the UE, OTAN and that other backward British organisation UKUF.
In the meantime we demand that the British colonial pigs remove the frontier fence as my cousin wants to buy some cheap booze and fags and sneak them over.