Murder of the National Health Service, Destruction of Railway property and Railtrack shares, attempting to sell British citizens down the river contrary to the slavery (maritime abolition on inland tidal waterways) Act (1713)
Aliases: Bambi, Backstabber Blair, the Prince of Spin, Abu Leo, the Prime Minister
Born: 6 May 1953 (Edinburgh)
Scars and Marks: 666 tattooed on forehead
Bin Toni has been seen working as a barman in Paris, There were ugly rumours about his singing and he carries a loaded guitar. He is believed to be recruiting a new Band for a joint European tour.
He is implicated in the sudden disappearance of John Smith in 1994 and the Hi-Jacking of a British Airways Concorde for a ransom of £250,000 in 1997. He was responsible assassinating Mo Mowlam by pulling the rug under her to make way for Peter Mandelson.
He is believed to be the brains behind a deal to sell Gibraltar down the river to his Spanish guitar playing associate 'Fingers' Aznar.
CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
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