Pedro El Heinous
Date of Birth: 16 February 1950
Place of Birth: Kenya
Nationality: South African, May pretend to be British
Distinguishing Marks: Forked tongue
CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS
Wanted in connection with the imposition of illegal currency, Suspect in Bank raid on Barclays Bank (1975), author of many boring books and carries a pointed stick.
In the 70's attacked Israelis as being "greedy oppressors," and "racists" now believed to have been bought off. Led a raid against the Springboks (1970) Known henchman of Backstabber Blair and member of 'Nu-Labour'.
This cartel is known for its exportation of large quantities of controlled sanctions and its propensity for double dirty done dealing.
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