Date of Birth: 1st May 1997
Hair : Underarm
Place of Birth: Arrivals lounge
Height: of stupidity.
Weight: 165 pounds 3 pence
Race: Good runner
Occupation(s): Toadying and pelotation to Jack the RIPper.
Scars and Marks: Black marks for trying to sell Gibraltar down the river.
Remarks: Escaped from St Ursulas approved school and could not get a proper job, so became career politician who will stop at nothing, say anything deny everything and should go far, Siberia is a good choice. Member of NU-Labour. Breath smells of curry.
CONSIDERED EXTREMELY STUPID AND DOES NOT ANSWER HER EMAIL. OOOOEEEHOOH !
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