The Spanish Ministry of Truth

Lolita de la Patio recently revealed the Gibraltarian owned Tanker the "Prestige" was carrying Gibraltar oil to Galicia to be smuggled ashore to sell as cooking oil.
On that basis we make the following statements:

   GIBRALTAR RESPONSIBLE FOR HINDENBUGH DISASTER

New evidence has come to light which shows inconclusivly that the German Airship once flew near Gibraltar and that this is the real cause of its crash. The British Government have not been able to deny this. No tax was paid on the fuel in Spain which is further evidence that the piratical British colony was involved.

 

GIBRALTAR CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING

It has come to our attention of certain dangerous practises in Gibraltar. Informed sources tell us that production of calentita gives off a gas which when released to the atmosphere, acts to destroy the ozone layer. This along with the exhaust gases produced by their diesel electricity generators, desalination plants and 350 telephone code is the cause of global warming.

 

GIBRALTAR FARM FRAUD MILKING EU

Millions of Euros are being falsely paid to farmers in Gibraltar under the EU common agricultural policy. We now know that Gibraltarian farmers have been receiving large sums of money from the EU not to produce milk in the many dairy farms on the upper rock. They have cut production so much that they even import milk in an attempt to hide that its production is in fact not taking place.

 

ETA IS REALLY RUN BY GIBRALTARIANS

We can now report that all the bombs and killings claimed by ETA were the work of Gibraltarian gangsters engaged in smuggling and money laundering activities. Who in their right mind would believe that anyone would not want to Spanish. We have been good to the Basques in the civil war and afterwards. We even got Pablo Picasso to paint a picture highlighting our modernisation program at Guernica.

 

BIN LADEN IS HIDING IN GIBRALTAR

We suspect he is living in the new mosque built by the Saudi government at Europa Point. This is a blatant transgression of the Treaty of Utrecht, which does not allow Moslems to live in Gibraltar. We were recently able to cut off his escape route via Perejil island disguised as a goat by expelling Al Quaeda members, pretending to be Moroccan soldiers, from the island.

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