The Spanish Ministry of Truth

Tuesday, 20 January - Mr. Aznar underlined that the Spanish Government will maintain its position on Gibraltar and vowed that Gibraltarians would one day be well received as members of the Kingdom of Spain and as compatriots of the Spaniards.

Due to changes in the Gulf Stream Hell unexpectedly froze over. Mr Aznar in his subsequent role suffered frosted horns.

Unidentified flying pigs were seen circling Madrid.

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